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My short story collection, ‘Faker’s Dozen,” is now available
Monthly Archives: January 2016
Entry 525: Major Advances in Dog Technology
Well, you won’t believe what scientists have come up with now: dogs that can be made in test tubes! This is a huge breakthrough, because now you can acquire an adorable puppy in much the same way you made sea … Continue reading
Posted in dogs, humor, pets
Tagged Burmese Mountain Dog, Cornell University, Disco Dog, dog clone, Dr. Pierre Comizzoli, in vitro fertilization, My Friend Again, Rhodesian Ridgeback, sea monkeys, Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute, test tube puppies, test tubes dogs, Tidy Dog, Yorkies
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Entry 524: New Old Stuff
As I have done previously in this blog, I want to take this opportunity to bring my readers up to date on some of the latest discoveries dug up by archaeologists around the world. Let’s begin at Stonehenge, that strange … Continue reading
Posted in ancient civilizations, archaeology, humor
Tagged 2, 300-year-old pretzels, 800-year-old Mesopotamian cell phone, alien cell phone, ancient cell phone, antique beer, Baltic Sea, beer from shipwreck, Chariots of the Gods, Druids, Fuschl am See, Jenga, Mason’s OK Sauce, Stonehenge, Top Archaeological Finds, U.S. Army rations
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Entry 523: The Opposite of “Death-Defying”
Here’s something to keep in mind the next time you go to the county fair: about two people a year die on roller coasters. And those fried Twinkies probably aren’t much good for you, either. But getting back to the … Continue reading
Posted in amusement parks, euthanasia, humor, roller coasters, suicide
Tagged cerebral hypoxia, Derek Humphry, Empire State Building, Euthanasia Coaster, Euthanasia Research & Guidance Organization, fried Twinkies, Julijonas Urbonas, Laura Secorun Palet, Ray Donovan, roller coaster accidents, roller coaster deaths, Six Flags, Tilt-a-Whirl
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Entry 522: Vacation in Beautiful Manitowoc
Greetings from the Manitowoc, WI Tourism Council. You may have heard of us because of a Netflix documentary series called Making a Murderer. We’re proud to say that virtually the entire show takes place right here in Manitowoc, and, since … Continue reading
Posted in crime, culture, humor, television
Tagged avery evidence, Brendan Dassey, ChiaPets, Dartball, Making a Murderer, Manitowoc, Manitowoc Expo Center, Steven Avery
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Entry 520: Eat My Dust (No, Really; It’s Vegan)
Well, big news from the automotive industry last week: there were no auto recalls! Ha ha, just kidding. Of course there were auto recalls last week. There are auto recalls almost every week. I don’t remember as many cars being … Continue reading
Posted in cars, humor, vegan
Tagged auto recalls, Chevy Vega, Elon Musk, longhorn hood ornament. Ultra White, Model X, Naugahyde, Tesla, Uniroyal, vegan interior, Vegan Model
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Entry 519: The Blob
Have you heard about the blob? No, I don’t mean the classic movie starring a giant alien amoeba that chases Steve McQueen through the streets of San Francisco until he winds up as a prisoner on a remote island and … Continue reading
Posted in environment, humor, science
Tagged blobfish, Bullitt, chin puppet, Edward G. Robinson, Joint Institute for the Study of the Atmosphere and Ocean, Monty Python, Nicholas Bond, ocean blob, Papillon, Ridiculously Resilient Ridge, Steve McQueen, The Cincinnati Kid, The Great Escape, ugliest animal, University of Washington
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Entry 518:…And One of the Bedrooms Folds Out
If you’re like many Americans today, you’re wondering what you’re going to do with the $1.5 billion Powerball jackpot you’re going to win this evening. Well, first of all, don’t throw a billion dollar party. Because, if you take your … Continue reading
Entry 516: An Emergency Appeal for TV Dads
Dear Friend, I am writing to you today on behalf of Fathers Appearing on Retro Television Shows. The primary mission of F.A.R.T.S. is to maintain the wholesome image of old-timey TV dads. You know, the bumbling fellows with minimal personality … Continue reading
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Tagged Alan Thicke, Andy Griffith, B&O Railroad Museum, Bill Cosby, Boy Meets World, Bryan Cranston, Dick Van Dyke, Die Hard. Tim Allen, Disney Channel, Family Matters, Family Ties, Fred MacMurray, Fuller House, Girl Meets World, Growing Pains, Home Improvement, Hugh Beaumont, Joel Higgins, John Goodman, John Lithgow, Last Man Standing, Malcolm in the Middle, Michael Gross, Miley Cyrus twerk, Reginald VelJohnson, Ricky Schroeder, Robert Reed, Robert Young, Robin Thicke, Roseanne, Salvage-1, Silver Spoons, Stephen Collins scandal, The Brady Bunch, The Dick van Dyke Show, Third Rock from the Sun, Tim Allen cocaine, TV dads, William Henry Cosby
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