Monthly Archives: January 2016

Entry 525: Major Advances in Dog Technology

Well, you won’t believe what scientists have come up with now: dogs that can be made in test tubes! This is a huge breakthrough, because now you can acquire an adorable puppy in much the same way you made sea … Continue reading

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Entry 524: New Old Stuff

As I have done previously in this blog, I want to take this opportunity to bring my readers up to date on some of the latest discoveries dug up by archaeologists around the world. Let’s begin at Stonehenge, that strange … Continue reading

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Entry 523: The Opposite of “Death-Defying”

Here’s something to keep in mind the next time you go to the county fair: about two people a year die on roller coasters. And those fried Twinkies probably aren’t much good for you, either. But getting back to the … Continue reading

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Entry 522: Vacation in Beautiful Manitowoc

Greetings from the Manitowoc, WI Tourism Council. You may have heard of us because of a Netflix documentary series called Making a Murderer. We’re proud to say that virtually the entire show takes place right here in Manitowoc, and, since … Continue reading

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Entry 521: Free at Last!

As I reported in my last post, Tesla, the electric car company, is introducing a vegan model that is manufactured with no animal byproducts. Not to be outdone, Nestlé, the food company, has announced it is removing steel and aluminum … Continue reading

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Entry 520: Eat My Dust (No, Really; It’s Vegan)

Well, big news from the automotive industry last week: there were no auto recalls! Ha ha, just kidding. Of course there were auto recalls last week. There are auto recalls almost every week. I don’t remember as many cars being … Continue reading

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Entry 519: The Blob

Have you heard about the blob? No, I don’t mean the classic movie starring a giant alien amoeba that chases Steve McQueen through the streets of San Francisco until he winds up as a prisoner on a remote island and … Continue reading

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