Monthly Archives: July 2015

Entry 475: Brrr…It’s Hot Out!

I was online the other day looking at real estate listings for Anchorage, Alaska. I figure we’ll have to move there pretty soon to avoid the whole global warming thing since hot weather makes me feel clammy. Plus we have … Continue reading

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Entry 474: If It Quacks Like a Quark…

Hello, again, kiddies. Mr. Sciencemoron here to tell you about another wonderful discovery that discoverers around the world have discovered. Today we’re going to talk about the pentaquark, the newest amazing discovery discovered by the Large Hadron Collider located in … Continue reading

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Entry 473: Whatever It Is, It’ll Probably Make Me Cough

You know you’re getting old when an enterprise opens in your town and you have no idea what it does or sells, even though its name clearly states what business it’s in. Such an enterprise is The Stamford Vaporium. What … Continue reading

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Entry 472: Free Nude Photos of Hot Women and Their Credit Cards

Also naked hot men. And average-looking people baring all. Not to mention butt-ugly, um, butts. According to a telephone survey of 1,000 Americans conducted by MasterCard, 55 percent of us would rather have our nude photos leaked online than have … Continue reading

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Entry 471: A Few Things My Puppy Would Probably Like to Ask Me

Back in February, I did a post with questions I wanted to ask my Shetland Sheepdog puppy, Riley. Now, that he has the wisdom of seven months of life, it’s only fair I give him equal time to ask me … Continue reading

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Entry 470: They Should Have Used Mint Jellyfish

Let’s say you are a very romantic person. I know you’re not, but let’s pretend for the purposes of this post. You are so romantic, in fact, that you have planned a surprise intimate weekend in Paris, complete with dinner … Continue reading

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