Monthly Archives: May 2014

Entry 343: Get Rich in Your Underwear (A Post About Restaurants)

Dear [your name here], Are you ready to quit the daily grind? Are you tired of working for the man every night and day? Do you want to be your own boss? Wouldn’t you love to work your own hours, … Continue reading

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Entry 342: This Could Kill Your Property Value

We now continue our brief series about morbid, single-minded websites my daughter emailed me. In my last post, I introduced you to doesthedoggiedie.com, a site which warns parents in advance about horrible, horrible movies like Old Yeller in which, well, … Continue reading

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Entry 341: He’s Just Sleeping

When my daughter Casey was around five years old, my wife Barbara was going out for the evening, and I had a project I needed to finish, so Barb rented a movie (on something called “videotape”) for Casey to watch. … Continue reading

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Entry 340: Dead or Alive

Well, singer Jerry Vale died on Sunday, which raises a critical question: Jerry Vale was still alive? I remember listening to Jerry Vale or, more accurately, having to listen to Jerry Vale, as a child. In our little apartment in … Continue reading

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Entry 339: Quickies

Often I come across stupid things that either aren’t stupid enough to justify a full post, or I can’t think of enough snarky comments to write about them. I’ve collected a bunch of these “Quickies,” and present them to you … Continue reading

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Entry 338: The Wedding Blog Part XVIII: Words of Wedding Wisdom

Well, things are winding down for now, and we suspect there won’t be much to do for awhile. We have to get the invitation list, along with the exact invitation wording, to the invitation lady. I have to go get … Continue reading

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BONUS POST: Have a Sad Mother’s Day

For this bonus post, I really just want to talk to the fathers out there. So if you’re a mother, please stop reading now so I can speak to your spouse about SOME REALLY SECRET HUSBAND STUFF. Thank you, and please … Continue reading

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