Author Archives: markhal

Entry 905: Answers, I’ve Got Answers

In my last post, I posed some sarcastic questions for Zach and Amanda, a married couple who are the only two people I know who are “actively” serving in the military. I put the word “actively” in quotes because how … Continue reading

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Entry 904: 20 Questions, Military Edition

Every once in awhile, I compile some questions that I’m too lazy to get answers to with Google searches, so I use them in a post. This time, it’s a little different. The questions are directed at the son of … Continue reading

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Entry 903: Sex, Death and the Law

Sex and lawyers are like chocolate and kale: most people like one, a few people like the other, and nobody much cares for the result when you put them together. Especially when you sprinkle some fatalities on top. Take, for … Continue reading

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Entry 902: People I Hate

Let me start this post by saying that it is not about specific people I hate, like Donald Trump, Rod Stewart and Meryl Streep. Yes, I know; those three names don’t usually go together. I don’t hate them equally, or … Continue reading

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Entry 901: Sunk!

You just never know where the next great idea will come from. For instance, Indonesia had one recently. It decided to sink its entire capital city, Jakarta, and build a new one from scratch in the middle of the jungle … Continue reading

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Entry 900: Detour to Death

So I was driving around South Florida recently, thinking that it must be the most accident-prone region in the country. This was based on the number of billboards I was passing, all asking questions like: “Injured?” “Car accident?” “Injured in … Continue reading

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Entry 899: What I’m Willing to Not Do to Get Rid of Trump

I was in Maine for a wedding recently, and my wife and I were planning to visit the LL Bean outlet store in Freeport. I mentioned this to one of the other wedding guests. “Oh, no,” she said, “you can’t … Continue reading

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