Author Archives: markhal

Entry 671: Curing Health Care

After weeks of secretive brainstorming, Senate Republicans have revealed their 142-page Better Care Reconciliation Act, the unawaited sequel to the House Republicans’ American Health Care Act, itself a reboot of the Affordable Care Act. It’s kind of like the Transformers … Continue reading

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Entry 670: Bi-National

My wife’s mother and aunt escaped from the Nazis. It’s a long story involving trains and boats and English people, but none of that is important for the purposes of this post. All you need to know is that their … Continue reading

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Entry 669: Deportation May Be Too Good for Them

There has been a lot of discussion in our country lately about immigrants, and I think it’s about time I added my opinion to the debate. I think we should send them all back where they came from. I should … Continue reading

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Entry 668: Maybe It Really is All a Game to Them

Last Wednesday America was introduced to yet another lunatic with a gun, and we were treated to a rare instance of bi-partisan accord in Congress when just about all of our elected representatives were able to agree that they didn’t … Continue reading

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Entry 667: Giant Pander

In September of 2015, I did a post about a nauseating-sounding product called Rainbow Doritos. It was just like regular Doritos, except it came in colors that were even more horrifying than the radioactive orange-red of Doritos Jacked Ranch Dipped … Continue reading

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Entry 666: The Merch of Time

Recently my wife and I went to see one of our favorite bands that you’ve never heard of. It’s Delta Rae, you can listen to them here, and if you ever get a chance to see them live, they put … Continue reading

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Entry 665: Let a :-) Be Your (—‚

I just don’t understand 21st Century communications. I don’t get why people LOL at their own remarks. First, they’re never that funny. Second, it’s poor comedic form to laugh at your own joke. I can’t figure out how abbreviations get … Continue reading

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