Monthly Archives: December 2013

Entry 300: Let’s Get This Century Going Already!

Well, it was just 14 years ago when we opened up a shiny new century, but now it’s all dusty and smells like old people. I don’t know why we can’t take better care of our things. As it turns … Continue reading

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Entry 299: Huh?

According to an article in The Huffington Post, a study by the Max Planck Institute for Psycholinguistics has determined that one word is more or less universal everywhere on Earth. It means the same and sounds similar in just about … Continue reading

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Entry 298: Lump of Coal

Happy health care to all, and to all a good night. Merry Christmas, everyone.  See you soon. Idea: Mark Hallen; Execution: Casey Hallen

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Entry 297: Waste Management

U.S. Senator Tom Coburn, M.D. (R-OK), being a doctor, is one of the few members of Congress who can help when you go into shock on those rare occasions when Congress actually does something. He’s also the guy who releases … Continue reading

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Entry 296: Watch What Doesn’t Happen

Well, clearly, Scandinavia is out to take over the world. Or end it. Their scheme began by attempting to infiltrate our infrastructure with incompetently-assembled furniture from Sweden. Or maybe that was just the plan for taking over my house. Then, … Continue reading

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Entry 295: This is an All-New Post

Apple has an all-new Mac Pro. Toyota has an all-new Corolla. Marvel has an all-new X-Men. ESPN has an all-new Sports Center app. Amazon has an all-new Kindle Paperwhite. And, sometimes, episodes of your favorite TV shows are all-new. Now, … Continue reading

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Entry 294: …And the Plate of Cookies Cost $37,000

Welcome to another episode of “Haven’t They Got Anything Better to Do?” In this edition, we visit the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) in Colorado, where the military’s very latest technology is put to work to protect America and … Continue reading

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