Monthly Archives: September 2012

Entry 165: This Post is Full of Crap

Our dog poops.* Toby is a Shetland Sheepdog, which are also called Shelties, although I don’t know why. I mean, if you’re going to shorten it, shouldn’t be Shetlies? Toby is, I swear, the absolutely best dog that has ever … Continue reading

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Entry 164: In the Dog House

According to the Humane Society, there are more pet cats in the United States than there are pet dogs, but more households have dogs than cats. That’s because more of the cat-owning households own more than one cat than dog-owning … Continue reading

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Entry 163: Undead and Unburied

I enjoy a good conspiracy theory as much as the next person…that we know about. When I was only in middle school, I wrote a paper about all the holes in the Warren Commission Report and how the real perpetrators … Continue reading

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Entry 162: Dark Ages

September 19, 2012. 5:30am: A big storm blew through last night, and it knocked down a tree near our home, which wouldn’t have been a big deal, except for two things: It blocked off the road to our house. It … Continue reading

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Entry 161: Cave Men

Evidently there is a basic cable channel called the DIY Network. I have never come across it, not even when surfing through every channel on my TV. Or maybe I did and wasn’t tempted to stop; there may not be … Continue reading

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Entry 160: Shroom for Improvement

The other day our dog Toby chased a squirrel past the tree in front of our house. He enjoys running after squirrels, although I’m not sure if he’s trying to catch them, herd them or play with them. It’s on … Continue reading

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Entry 159: Everybody (Except Me) Into the Pool!

Well summer’s just about over, and it occurs to me that I’ve been doing this blog through two summers now, and I’ve never once mentioned our pool. When I say “our,” I’m not using the word the way Republicans do … Continue reading

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