Monthly Archives: August 2019

Entry 891: This Land is Your Land, This Land is Greenland

So President Trump and Melania will have been married for 15 years come January, and Donald has been thinking about what to get her. As always, he has been thinking out loud. He really should keep most of his thoughts … Continue reading

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Entry 890: Torched

I know, I know. In my last post, which was only yesterday, I said I was taking the rest of the summer off “unless something shows up in the news that I can’t resist making fun of.” I should have … Continue reading

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Entry 889: Forgotten Woodstock

Last Sunday, The New York Times published a special section called “Woodstock at 50″ which, evidently, was included in my Sunday paper for the express purpose of making me feel old. It included the set lists of every act that … Continue reading

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Entry 888: Don’t Do Anything Your Doctor Says

First, let me apologize for the title of this post, especially to my PCP, who is a nice guy and who has a very gentle pointer finger during my annual checkups. Of course, I remember the good old days when … Continue reading

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Entry 887: They Can’t Stop All of Us . . . Unless They Start Shooting

This post is about illegal aliens. No, not the ones who are constantly storming our southern border to escape oppressive regimes and water our lawns. President Trump is all over that. The aliens I’m talking about are already in our … Continue reading

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Entry 886: Jews in Berkeley Are Now Drinking Humanischewitz

The city of Berkeley CA, in order to be more inclusive of people of any gender . . . or no gender . . . or all genders . . . has decided to eliminate any mention of gender from … Continue reading

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