Monthly Archives: July 2020

Entry 984: All’s Wall that Ends Wall

Posted on July 29, 2020 by markhal

About a year and a half ago, I did a post about a fellow named Brian Kolfage who had started a non-profit called We Build the Wall for the express purpose of building President’s Trump’s border wall. He was trying … Continue reading →

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Entry 983: Things to Know Before Your Trip

Posted on July 25, 2020 by markhal

Hey, boys and girls! It’s Mr. Sciencemoron! I’m back! I know–it’s been a really long time, right? I went into semi-retirement at the end of 2017, around the time our president sent the tweet below, which is a real tweet … Continue reading →

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Entry 982: They’re Coming!

Posted on July 22, 2020 by markhal

Well, America is certainly facing a lot of threats these days. Foreign nations trying to manipulate our democracy; Russia paying the Taliban to kill our soldiers; China sending over a “Kung Flu” virus to kill the rest of us; a … Continue reading →

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Entry 981: Musky Grimy Kid

Posted on July 18, 2020 by markhal

Do you have what it takes to be a celebrity? Ask yourself these questions: Are you ready to post nude selfies? Do you know exactly how to pose on a red carpet? Are you prepared to have paparazzi stalk you, … Continue reading →

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Entry 980: Petdemic

Posted on July 15, 2020 by markhal

Now that we’re in the fifth year of the coronavirus pandemic (it seems like that, anyway), it’s about time we recognize victims of the disease that have been largely ignored by the media. These are people who have suffered greatly … Continue reading →

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Entry 979: O, Say Kanye See?

Posted on July 11, 2020 by markhal

Way back in January of 2014, I did a post called “Like Taking Kanye from a Baby” about this guy who had started a new religion loosely based on Kanye West’s latest persona as “Yeezus.” Evidently, that faith (called, obviously, … Continue reading →

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Entry 978: New York City Would Like You to Masturbate (and So Would Oregon)

Posted on July 8, 2020 by markhal

Warning: This post has sexual references that you might find offensive and/or disgusting. It also contains fruit. “Do you know what rimming is?” my lovely daughter asked me over dinner the other night. I should quickly mention that my daughter … Continue reading →

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Newsworthy Re-post:: Go, Kikes!

Posted on July 6, 2020 by markhal

Mark’s Note: In light of the news over the weekend that the Washington football team and Cleveland baseball team are (finally) thinking of name changes, the following post from almost exactly six years ago seems newly relevant. I’m a guy, … Continue reading →

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Retro Holiday Post: All Your Independence Day Questions Answered

Posted on July 4, 2020 by markhal

For those of you who don’t know anything about the founding of our nation other than what was in Hamilton, I offer this re-post of my annual holiday piece. Well, Monday is America’s big celebration, our day to show all … Continue reading →

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Entry 977: Along for the Ride

Posted on July 1, 2020 by markhal

As America slowly notices that its history is littered with examples of not treating many of its residents very well; as it realizes that it is not currently treating many of its residents very well, either; it’s good to know … Continue reading →

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