Category Archives: humor

Entry 1003: There Must Be Something to Watch

One in four millennials do not have cable TV. The rest still live with their parents. Actually, I’m not sure about the second part. But I am painfully aware (every month when I get the cable bill) that my baby … Continue reading

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Entry 1002: Tech Support Can’t Help

“Has anybody tried,” asked the Facebook post,” to unplug America, wait 30 seconds, and plug it back in?” Of course, this comical commentary on our sad state of affairs is a clever reference to the fact that most of us … Continue reading

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Entry 1001: Justice and Money Go Together

Well, there were two big news stories over the weekend, aside from the unsurprising yet still staggering degree to which both of New York’s football teams suck. The first was President Trump’s nomination of Judge Amy Coney Barrett to replace … Continue reading

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Entry 1000: One Thousand!

So here it is. My 1,000th post (more or less). Twice a week (mostly) for over nine years. That means, if you published all my posts in a book, it would be roughly twice the size of a standard Bible. … Continue reading

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Entry 999: Chain Reaction

See if you can follow this: On Sunday, Person A plays golf with Person B. On Tuesday, Person A, who evidently lives a life of leisure, plays golf with Person C. On Thursday, Person B calls Person A to tell … Continue reading

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Entry 998: Why My Granddaughter Would Be a Better President Than Trump

Regular readers know that I am extremely fond of my granddaughter, Sydney. So much so, that I think she could make a fine President. I don’t mean someday; I mean now. So if you’re thinking of voting for Trump in … Continue reading

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Entry 997: Playing Chicken

Well, KFC is at it again. I have written in the past about KFC’s attempts to offer the least appetizing fast food items ever concocted, from edible coffee cups to its KFC Cheesy Bacon Bowl, an artery-clogging combination of “creamy … Continue reading

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Entry 996: Generation V

Much has been written about the effect that Covid-19 and the accompanying quarantine will have on young children. Most of this has been written by psychologists and child development experts. But what do they know? I believe I’m more qualified … Continue reading

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Entry 995: National Lampoon’s Vaccination

By now you’ve probably heard that the Centers for Disease Control (motto: “Really, we’re just guessing.”) has notified state health officials to prepare to distribute a Covid vaccine by November. Such is the state of our country . . . … Continue reading

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Entry 994: Why Donald Trump Will Win Reelection

I’m sorry to have to say this, but Donald Trump is going to win. And the reason is that many people who would vote against him feel the same way about Trump as I do. Here’s how I feel about … Continue reading

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