Category Archives: humor

Entry 771: I Personally Pissed Off Putin

I’ve been banned in Russia! Well, not me (although, for all I know, maybe me), but this blog. Or at least one of my posts. Seriously. I received an email from WordPress, which is the site that hosts this blog. … Continue reading

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Entry 770: It’s Not Like They Were Going Swimming Anyway

So you’ve probably heard that this year’s Miss America contestants will not be wearing swimsuits. Apparently, television ratings have gotten so low, the contestants will be naked and the event will stream live on Pornhub. Just kidding. But it has … Continue reading

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Entry 769: No Instructions Needed

It happens in almost every space movie you’ve ever seen. In the midst of a battle, our hero manages to get control of an alien ship and use it against the invaders. Or the helmsman of a Mesentarian refugee ship … Continue reading

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Entry 768: Breaking News–Hitler Dead!

World War II loser Adolf Hitler has been found dead in, of all places, Moscow, where it was suspected that the fascist and painter had been advising Vladimir Putin and possibly had a hand in rigging America’s 2016 Presidential election. … Continue reading

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Entry 767: Do Babies Dream of Little Lambs?

I was holding my granddaughter in my arms, watching her sleep. This was back on Day One, when she was brand new (she still had the store tags on), and Sydney was sleeping like an angel, albeit one who has … Continue reading

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Entry 766: Have You Tried Asking Satan Nicely?

I’ve written before about the Catholic Church’s shortage of exorcists, and I thought I’d give you an update from the World Exorcist Convention in Rome, where 200 aspiring exorcists gathered for a week-long course in casting out demons. Perhaps the … Continue reading

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Entry 765: Things I’ve Learned as a First-Time Grandfather

Well, I’ve been a grandfather for about 24 hours now, and I’m ready to impart some essential advice to readers who plan on following in my grandfatherly footsteps. In no particular order . . . Before accepting a used high-tech … Continue reading

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