Category Archives: humor

Entry 830: What to Do if You Have Lots of Children

As regular readers of this blog know, my first grandchild, Sydney, was born last Memorial Day weekend. So far, things have gone swimmingly. She’s a very happy child, able to entertain herself for hours at a time with just a … Continue reading

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Entry 829: We Are Family

According to a study conducted by scientists at the University of Basel in Switzerland, all modern humans descended from a single couple who lived 100,000 to 200,000 years ago. That was before Netflix, so the pair had plenty of time … Continue reading

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Entry 828: How’s It Going? (Don’t Answer That)

The following actually happened to me: A blonde woman in a bathrobe and slippers asked me how I was doing. “Just fine,” I replied, and, then, after a moment’s pause, added, “And yourself?” “Wonderful,” she said cheerfully, and then got … Continue reading

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Entry 827: Today’s Special–Tuna, Just $4,900/lb

By now you’ve probably heard about the big auction news of last week. The sale did not occur at Sotheby’s or Christie’s. It did not involve a David Hockney painting selling for $90 million or a pair of Hitler’s underwear … Continue reading

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Entry 826: Heading in the Right Direction

Great news, everybody! I’m here today to announce the breakthrough that regular readers of this blog have been anticipating for over five years. Dr. Sergio Canavero has done it! I introduced you to Dr. Canavero way back in June of … Continue reading

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Entry 825: Going Dutch

Today I’d like to call your attention to a story which, at first glance, seems to be about a frivolous legal case. It also seems that way at second and third glance, but when you get down to about seventh … Continue reading

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Entry 824: New Year’s Sieve

Various media have been in their annual frenzy all month, looking back at 2018 and wondering how we survived yet another year despite the fact that, well, you know. And while I don’t have nearly enough followers to be considered … Continue reading

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