Monthly Archives: December 2014

Entry 411: Another Letter from the Future

Note: This is a follow up to my first letter from the future, dated December 29, 2036 and received 12/29/11. December 29, 2024 Dear Readers, I was going to wait until 2036 to write to you, but you know how … Continue reading

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Entry 410: If They Only Had a Brain

I like to believe that one thing a computer will never be able to do is write a humor blog.  I just don’t think computers are very funny, although I sometimes think mine is having a good laugh at my … Continue reading

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Entry 409: Twas the Night Before Christmas

Idea by Mark Hallen, Illustration by Casey Hallen

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Entry 408: They Never Had This Problem With Walkmen

Well, it’s been a bad month for Angelina Jolie. First her movie wasn’t recognized by the Golden Globes. Then she was recognized in an email for her role as a “minimally talented spoiled brat.” That email was one of many … Continue reading

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Entry 407: If Real Life Was Like the Internet

Recently, I thought I’d look into buying a portable greenhouse for my wife. She’s gotten into growing orchids and other flowers, and I thought she might like one of those pop-up structures that could be installed on our patio until … Continue reading

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Entry 406: Forward to the Past

Do you know what one of the biggest–in fact, one of the only–growth areas of the music industry is? Vinyl. As in records. Sales are up 40% this year. People who claim to hear the difference are looking to reclaim … Continue reading

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Entry 405: You’re Just Not That Busy

Can I just say–and I’m speaking to all of you here–that you’re not half as busy as you think you are. When you send me an email with just the letter “k” in it, I can only surmise that you … Continue reading

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