Monthly Archives: July 2013

Entry 253: Run-On Sentence

I’m beginning to think one of the required courses for law school is “Common Sense Erasure 101.” From the lowliest ambulance chaser, to judges, to lawmakers, it sometimes seems as though these people believe the answer to 1 + 1 … Continue reading

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Entry 252: The Porcelain Prince

I am holding in my hands right now the Official Announcement of the arrival of the Prince of Cambridge. It has a beautiful color photograph of the new Prince, eyes closed, angelic in his Christening gown.  And I’m thrilled to … Continue reading

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Entry 251: Please Don’t Feed the Dinosaurs

When our daughter Casey was growing up, we’d frequently take her to the Bronx Zoo because, well, it was a great way to kill the time between naps.  It was also fun and educational, like when we came upon some … Continue reading

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Entry 250: Is It Warm in Here or Is It Just the World Ending?

According to a recent article in Rolling Stone, rising global temperatures are going to put Florida under water by the end of this century. But, unfortunately, climate change is also going to cause some bad things to happen. Apparently, global … Continue reading

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Entry 249: This is Where We Send Our Old Jewish People?

It’s not often that I can express an opinion that comes down in favor of genocide, so I’m really excited about this post. Can anyone provide me with a good reason why the existence of the state of Florida is … Continue reading

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Entry 248: A Head of the Game

Well, I just came across an article about an Italian neuroscientist named Dr. Sergio Canavero who claims we now have the technology to do human head transplants. To be more accurate, I didn’t exactly come across this article; my wife … Continue reading

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Entry 247: New Plate Special

In my last post, I wrote about how the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration is concerned about the possibility of terrorists hacking into the computer systems of our automobiles. You’d think then, wouldn’t you, that our governments wouldn’t go out … Continue reading

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Entry 246: Terror on the Highways

Welcome to another episode of “In Case Things Weren’t Already Scary Enough,” where we tell you about new things that should have you cowering in a corner. In today’s installment, just in time for the season in which millions of … Continue reading

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Entry 245: Give Me the New Dan Brown Book and a Half a Pound of Swiss Cheese

So Amazon is about to start selling groceries. It’s been testing the service, called Amazon Fresh, in Seattle, and people there seem to like it, so they’re rolling it out to other cities.  I should point out that Seattle is … Continue reading

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Entry 244: Kindlegarten

My wife Barbara got me a Kindle Paperwhite for Christmas. She was as sure she’d have to return it as she would have been if it was a shirt in size medium. She knows me. She knows I haven’t worn a … Continue reading

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