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My short story collection, ‘Faker’s Dozen,” is now available
Monthly Archives: May 2015
Entry 457: Instagramma
So my cleaning lady just showed me a picture of her new grandchild, born yesterday. I looked at it. I couldn’t help but look at it with her cell phone shoved in my face. It was a baby, all right. … Continue reading
Entry 456: Flagging Interest
Greetings, fellow Earthlings. Have you realized that we’ve managed to live on this planet for hundreds of thousands of years–or 6,000 years if you’re one of those creationist morons–without an essential item? Sure, we have water. Unless you live in … Continue reading
Entry 455: Save Money With Toilet Paper, Vinegar and Walnuts
There are lots of places on the Internet where you can learn how to use common household items in ways they weren’t intended to be used. Some of these tips are for the obsessively thrifty, others are for folks with … Continue reading
Entry 454: Welcome to the World, Enclava!
GUARANTEE: The following is all true. I know all my readers will join me in offering a heartfelt gratulacje! to the people of the Kingdom of Enclava, the world’s newest country. I say gratulacje so as to speak in one … Continue reading
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Tagged Annemarijn Tamminga, Bill of Rights, Brezovica pri Metliki, Brezovica Žumberacka, Civis Totius Mundi, Dogecoin, Enclav I, Enclava, Google Translator, K. Wrona, Kingdom of Enclava, micronation, sheba inu, shiba inu, Slovenia, Supernatural, Zach Ferrigno, Zagreb
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Entry 453: You Should Live So Long
Back in September of 2013, I wrote about a gentleman in Bolivia named Carmelo Flores Laura who, at age 123, was believed to be the oldest living human being. Not only that, he was widely-considered to be the oldest non-Biblical … Continue reading
Entry 452: Dear Fellow AOL User…
Have you heard the news? Verizon is buying AOL for 4.4 billion dollars, and I think I speak on behalf of all AOLers when I say that we are appalled! After all, AOL users have an almost pathological resistance to … Continue reading
Entry 451: What’s Your Dog’s BQ?
Dogs, like humans, can be subject to stereotyping. Just as not all Canadians are good at hockey, not all poodles are brilliant intellects. Just as not all Republicans are pro-life, not all King Charles Spaniels would like nothing better than … Continue reading
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Entry 450: E.T.– Stay Home
There’s been a lot of news lately about aliens. Suddenly everyone is yelling about having found, or how likely we are to find, alien life forms. For instance, complex organic molecules were recently discovered about 455 light years away, hiding … Continue reading
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Tagged alien life forms, Area 51, belief in creationism, complex organic molecules in space, Ellen Stofan, exoplanet, extraterrestrial life, Habitable Zone, Kepler-186f, Lux Radio Theater, mountain lions on treadmills, SETI, stupid research, Swedish massage on rabbits, Texas school board
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Entry 449: Get Ready to Par-tay!
Well, I hope you’re well-rested, because this week is one of the most festive ones on the calendar, jam-packed with joyous celebrations. The highlight, of course, will be Tuesday. That’s Cinco de Mayo, which falls on May 5th this year. … Continue reading
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Tagged Alderaanian Ale, American Apparel & Footwear Association, Battle of Puebla, Cinco de Mayo, Clone Wars, International Migratory Bird Day, May the Fourth, Mothers’s Day, National Nurses Day, National Tourism Day, No Socks Day, Star Wars Day, Umgullian Blob Candy
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