Monthly Archives: March 2020

Entry 950: Girls Just Wanna Have Run

I think by now it has become glaringly obvious that there is something seriously wrong with the democratic process in America. As I see it, there are three major reasons for this: There is too much money influencing elections and … Continue reading

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Entry 949: Unpresidented

As someone posted on Facebook, the number of times the word “unprecedented” is being used is unprecedented. Here are two other things that are unprecedented: The number of unprecedented events we’ve had to deal with in just the first two … Continue reading

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Entry 948: Stir Crazy

Well, as I write this on Friday evening of March 20, we’ve come to the end of self-semi-quarantine Day 7 . . . or 10 . . . or 500. I’ve lost track. One thing I’ve learned: there are just … Continue reading

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Entry 947: How the Coronavirus Affects Your Brain

Much has been made of all the flulike symptoms of COVID-19, but nobody is talking about how it affects your brain. That’s probably because everyone is so focused on social distancing and deciding what to binge-watch while they’re in self-isolation … Continue reading

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Entry 946: Stay Away from Me!

When I have a thought, I usually save it for this blog, except when the legal department of one of my clients makes a ridiculous copy alteration, like changing “free” to “complimentary.” Then I have a thought, all right. In … Continue reading

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Entry 945: Survival of the Fattest

It the midst of the coronavirus outbreak, it’s good to hear about a real feel-good story for a change. It’s about a true hero, a savior, if you will, that has returned from the dead to save humanity by spreading … Continue reading

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Entry 944: …and the Mini Bar Has Jabba Juice

Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser is coming. This is not the latest spin-off movie, or a new show on Disney+, or a theme park attraction where your seat moves while you watch a 3-D film and my wife gets nauseous. No, … Continue reading

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Entry 943: Cue the Boils

Every spring, my family gets together for a Passover seder, which is the traditional Jewish feast celebrating plagues. We are not what you would call practicing Jews, which is a shame, because we could really use some practice. While many … Continue reading

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