Monthly Archives: December 2018

Entry 824: New Year’s Sieve

Various media have been in their annual frenzy all month, looking back at 2018 and wondering how we survived yet another year despite the fact that, well, you know. And while I don’t have nearly enough followers to be considered … Continue reading

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Entry 823: United Songs of America

Here’s a trivia question for you: what do Abraham F. Frankenstein, Walter “Clyde” Orange, Lenny Gomulka, Wallis Willis, Pee Wee King, Governor Jimmie Davis, John Denver, Arlo Guthrie and Mrs. Edna Gockel Gussen have in common? The answer is: they … Continue reading

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Entry 822: Merry Merry

Have a great Christmas holiday and see you soon!

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Entry 821: Crazy or Stupid?

I try to be nicer during the holiday season, but sometimes I need help. So tell me, is it kinder to say that the President is crazy or that he’s stupid? I know, I know. It’s not in good taste … Continue reading

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Entry 820: Be Safe–Join the Military

This will come as quite a shock to people of my generation who spent their teenaged years worrying about ending up in Vietnam, but Americans in the second decade of this millennium would be a hell of a lot safer … Continue reading

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Entry 819: People I Feel Sorry For

I’m an empathetic guy. I can sympathize with those whose lives have taken wrong turns . . . people who, for one reason or another, have found themselves in compromising positions . . . folks who are just plain lunatics. … Continue reading

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Entry 818: Hammacher Schlemmer Strikes Again

Well, folks, it’s time once again to see what the storied Hammacher Schlemmer catalog (motto: “Stuff you don’t need or can’t even imagine someone would create, all at the highest possible prices.”) has in store this holiday season. I’ve done … Continue reading

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