Monthly Archives: June 2015

Entry 467: Twenty Questions

I could look most of this stuff up, but that’s way too much work. So I’ll just ask you. 1. Why is it that, whenever you pause a TV show while someone is talking or moving, they always look ridiculous … Continue reading

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Entry 466: Confederate Flack

Well, big news for the textile industry this week, as lots of orders for the confederate flag pattern have been canceled. With Walmart, Amazon, eBay, Target and even Etsy banning the sale of anything showing the Stars and Bars, all … Continue reading

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Entry 465:…And We’ll Be Using White Baseballs

I don’t often cover sports in this blog, but I do love baseball, and so I thought I’d mention a recent milestone in the annals of the sport. I’m not referring to the fact that my beloved New York Mets … Continue reading

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Entry 464: Money Shot

Well, election season is upon us again, so don’t forget to vote over the summer. Of course, I’m not talking about choosing our next president; this election is for something really important: Who’s going to be on the $10 bill. In … Continue reading

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Entry 463:

(Headline Left Blank in Memory of V.A. Musetto) V.A. Musetto died last week.  You probably never heard of him. But you may be familiar with his work. He had a long, distinguished career in journalism, or at least as distinguished … Continue reading

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Entry 462: Broken News

Memorandum To: The New York Post From: Mark Hallen Re: Your front page of June 15, 1015 I wanted to make you aware of a few things. 1. Game of Thrones is fictional. The events depicted in it do not … Continue reading

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Entry 461: One More Reason to Keep Your Clothes On

Welcome to The Wide World of Nuts, where we report on some of the wacky things coming out of legal systems in faraway places. As Americans, you are encouraged to read this so you know that there are even dumber … Continue reading

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