Monthly Archives: May 2020

Entry 968: Multiple Choices

Way back in October of 2016, I did a post entitled “VOTE LOTE” in which I offered alternatives to Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump in case you didn’t want to simply cast your ballot for the Lesser Of Two Evils … Continue reading

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Entry 967: A Letter from the President

My mother’s in a nursing home, and all her mail comes to me. Which is how I know about the letter she received from President Trump on May 11. My mother’s mind is almost totally gone. She’s completely delusional, with … Continue reading

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Entry 966: Did You Know Monday is a Holiday?

I know, I know. All the days seem the same right now. Most of us didn’t even get to go home from work early on the Friday before a three-day weekend. And it’s just too bad that the coronavirus is … Continue reading

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Entry 965: Sh*t the First Family Says

Way back in the aughts (I’m still not sure what the first decade of the century is supposed to be called), there was a Twitter feed called “Shit My Dad Says” in which a guy named Justin Halpern kept his … Continue reading

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Entry 964: Quarantine Dreams

In this post we will explore my subconscious, so you might want to stop reading now. Things might get scary. Ha, ha. Just kidding. I just want to talk about my dreams, which have been getting weird. Normally, I don’t … Continue reading

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Entry 963: And Then What?

The virus attacked me without warning. One morning I woke up with an orange tinge to my skin. I took a Diet Coke out of the fridge and sat down to watch Fox & Friends. I had an urge to … Continue reading

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BONUS POST: Have a Sad Mother’s Day

This is a re-issue of a post I did six years ago. I have added some updates in red. For this bonus post, I really just want to talk to the fathers out there. So if you’re a mother, please … Continue reading

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Entry 962: Reopened for Business

Well, now that the pandemic is, ahem, clearly behind us, all our states are itching to reopen, and nobody is putting any calamine lotion on them. It’s interesting to see how various states are handling the process, and the types … Continue reading

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Entry 961: In Other News . . .

As much as we all enjoy seeing our states’ new pandemic statistics every evening, there has been other news, and I’m here today to bring you up to date. Joe Biden Accused of Sexual Assault I know, I know–sometimes it … Continue reading

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Entry 960: 20 Things the Quarantine Has Taught Me

We’ve all had a lot of free time on our hands lately but, unlike you, I haven’t been wasting my time. I’ve been learning stuff! For instance: Comedy that’s usually done in front of a live audience is not nearly … Continue reading

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