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Monthly Archives: December 2016
Entry 618: Quickies IV–Carrie Fisher/Debbie Reynolds Edition
Often I come across stories about which I have a few snide comments, but not enough for a full post. So every once in awhile, I collect them for a Quickies post. In the wake of the dual deaths of … Continue reading
Entry 617: A Splash from the Past
My recent post about buying a mattress reminded me of the bed I had in the early 80’s. I was single and living in Manhattan and decided, in a moment of complete insanity, that I wanted a waterbed. Remember those? … Continue reading
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Tagged Anthony Perkins, Beau Gentry’s Waterbeds, Psycho, shower scene, waterbeds
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Entry 616: Forlornaments
Happy holidays, everyone! Idea: Mark Hallen Illustration: Casey Hallen
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Entry 615: I Think I’ll Sleep on It
You know what millennials are really good at? They can sleep just about anywhere. They can sleep on the couch at a friend’s apartment and not be bothered by the spring that is emerging from the middle of the cushion, … Continue reading
Entry 614: Rudolph the Bluetooth Reindeer
Hey, everybody, it’s Mr. Dumbtech here, with great last minute gifts for those on your list who agree with the immortal words of Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory: “Everything is better with Bluetooth.” At the time, Sheldon was talking … Continue reading
Posted in humor, technology
Tagged Anova Culinary Bluetooth Precision Cooker, “Everything is better with Bluetooth”, bluetooth toothbrush, E-Diffuser Smart Aroma Essential Oil Diffuser, First Response Pregnancy Pro, G-Cord Universal Clear Waterproof Case Protective Cover Pouch Dry Bag, iBobber Wireless Fish Finder, Oral-B Genius Electric Toothbrush, Sheldon, Smart Cup, sous vide cooker, The Big Bang Theory
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Entry 613: What’s the Matter With Kids Today?
Talk about your ungrateful children! Modern Family star Sofia Vergara is being sued by two of her offspring. And I absolutely know for sure that she was not a bad parent to them. I know that because they haven’t been … Continue reading
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Tagged embryo lawsuit, Emma and Isabella, Modern Family, Nick Loeb, Sofia Vergara
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Entry 612: Santa News
Welcome to SNN, the Santa News Network, all Santa, all the time. And now, these actual breaking stories from around the country. Dateline Oregon: Santa Banned from Schools The Hillsboro School District has banned all religious-themed decorations in classrooms, including Santa … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, holidays, humor
Tagged Black Santa, Branch Rickey, Brooklyn Dodgers, Hillsboro School District, integration, Jackie Robinson, Kringle family reunion, Landon Luther, Larry Jefferson, Mall of America, Santa Banned from Schools, Santa Coca Cola, Santa convention, Santa Experience, Santa Sid, Santabot, texts from Santa, Where’s Waldo
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