Monthly Archives: July 2018

Entry 783: Tweet Week

We’re all familiar with our President’s favorite mode of communication. But it’s really only the dumbest, most insane tweets that go viral and come to our attention. Unless you actually go to Trump’s Twitter page, you just can’t fathom the … Continue reading

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Entry 782: The Farmer is Out Milking the Lab Technicians

I’ve been trying to lose some weight, so I decided to eat more salads. Unfortunately, I don’t much care for salads unless they’re drowning in dressing. By the time I get finished dressing a salad, it looks like it’s wearing … Continue reading

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Entry 781: Just Say Nyet

I find myself in the unaccustomed position of wanting to come to the defense of Donald Trump. As much as I may not like his policies . . . or his personality . . . or his party . . … Continue reading

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Entry 780: Can’t We Give Scientists Something Better to Do?

Guarantee: All stories in this post are true. I think most of us assume that scientists are pretty smart. It seems obvious to us that you have to be intelligent to get people to pay you for doing science, and … Continue reading

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Entry 779: Maybe the Asteroid Will Kill Them All

I pride myself on knowing when a TV show has “jumped the shark.” In case you’re not familiar with that term, it derives from an episode of the old sitcom Happy Days, when the show’s most popular character, Fonzie, water … Continue reading

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Entry 778: Twenty Guns Too Many

A new study reveals that there are currently more civilian-owned guns in America than there are Americans. There are more than 393 million civilian-owned firearms in the United States– enough for every man, woman and child to own one and … Continue reading

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Entry 777: Chair Man of the Bored

I’ll admit that I lead a mostly sedentary lifestyle, but it’s not like I spend all day sitting at my computer. Sometimes I sit at the dining room table. In the evenings, I sit on the couch, although, often, it’s … Continue reading

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