Category Archives: food

Entry 641: World Peace Through Chick Peas

Welcome to the Food Network’s new show, Restaurants That Haven’t Closed Yet. It’s where we take you to new and trendy eateries that people can’t wait to get into because they’re new and trendy, but will close as soon as … Continue reading

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Entry 583: Four Reasons to Just Stop Eating

Welcome to The Food Network’s new series, “YUCCK!”, the show that brings you up-to-date on all the horrible things people are eating these days. This episode begins with fake meat! I’m not talking about the kind of fake meat I … Continue reading

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Entry 564: But What Does It Pair With?

I’m not an adventurous eater. I eat a lot, but not a lot of different things. I can tell you 10 or so terms for “hero,*” but my wife and I rarely go to a restaurant that doesn’t require her … Continue reading

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