Category Archives: science

Entry 678: Atomic Bond

Hello again, boys and girls. It’s Mr. Sciencemoron, and I’m back with more news from the Large Hadron Collider! Almost exactly two years ago, I told you about the amazing pentaquark. It was a sub-atomic particle the large hadron scientists … Continue reading

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Entry 653: Black is the New Black

Hello, boys and girls! It’s Mr. Sciencemoron, back again with the latest developments from the world of “why would you want to do something like that?” Previously, I’ve reported on “pure” science like banging atoms into each other and creating … Continue reading

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Entry 635: Pluto Makes a Comeback

Well NASA has been in the news recently with its announcement about all the new planets it has found about 40 light years from Earth. This is very exciting, because at least three of these planets are in the “temperate … Continue reading

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Entry 631: You Can Bet Your Asteroid

Wait until you hear what NASA is planning to do! You may remember NASA from the movie Hidden Figures, but you may not know that the agency is still around and, um, doing stuff. For instance, as I’ve previously reported, … Continue reading

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Entry 625: There’s More to You Than You Knew

Hello again, kiddies. It’s Mr. Sciencemoron, back with the latest discovery from the world of “what the hell are you looking there for?” You’ll be really interested in my subject this time because it’s about you, specifically a new body … Continue reading

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Entry 594: What’s the Matter?

Well, the Nobel Prize for Physics has been announced, and the winner is Vladimir Putin. Just kidding. He was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.* (He didn’t win, but I’m sure he thought it was an honor just to be … Continue reading

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Entry 574: Wait a Second…

I sure hope this has been a good year for you, because, if it hasn’t, you’re going to have to suffer through it a bit longer. That’s because the people in charge of time have decided to add one second … Continue reading

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