Tag Archives: Donald Trump

Entry 636: What Does the Pope Know?

Mark’s Note: With leading biologists and ecologists gathering this week for a conference at The Vatican, President Trump asked Scott Pruitt, his pick to head the Environmental Protection Agency, to write a rebuttal to whatever scientific hokum comes out of … Continue reading

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Breaking News: Secret Agreement Between Trump and Castros

Havana, November 27, 2016 With Fidel Castro’s death, documents from the Castro regime have been declassified, revealing clandestine meetings and agreements between the Communist Cuban government and American presidential candidates. After the U.S. political conventions, Fidel and Raul Castro met … Continue reading

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Entry 556: No Country for Old Men (or Women)

As should be painfully and bipartisanly obvious to all voters in America, none of our current presidential candidates is qualified to run the country. I’m not only talking about the fact that, even if you used all three of their … Continue reading

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Entry 540: Deep Down You Knew It, Right?

At 12:01 this morning, the Republican Party announced that the entire presidential campaign has been an amazingly elaborate April Fools hoax. In a video leaked on YouTube but quickly taken down, party leaders past and present gathered at a celebratory … Continue reading

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Entry 536: Poll Dancing

In a recent Public Policy Polling survey, 30% of Republican voters said they would approve of the U.S. bombing Agrabah, which would be consistent with the party’s policies if not for the fact that Agrabah is the fictional kingdom in … Continue reading

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BONUS POST: A Very Special Day for All of Us (and You, Too)

Mark’s Note: This is an updated version of a post I originally did exactly four years ago today. This week we have a special day that affects the entire civilized world, and yet we don’t treat it as if it’s … Continue reading

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Entry 517: Elementary, My Dear Chemists

Hey, everybody, it’s Mr. Sciencemoron, here again to bring you the latest news from the world of science. And this is big news indeed–four new elements! This is a ginormous breakthrough because new elements don’t just come along every day, … Continue reading

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