Tag Archives: Home Improvement

Entry 591: Flip or Flop or Love or List Fixer Upper Brothers

Over dinner the other night, my wife Barbara was telling me about her sister’s home renovation project. She was waiting for a general contractor to provide an estimate to install new hardwood flooring throughout. “What’s the problem?” I asked. “Should … Continue reading

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Entry 536: Panes in the Ass

We had some warm days in the Northeast last week, so we opened the windows. And I was reminded, as I have been in springs past, that there is a problems with our screens. The reminder came in the form … Continue reading

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Entry 516: An Emergency Appeal for TV Dads

Dear Friend, I am writing to you today on behalf of Fathers Appearing on Retro Television Shows. The primary mission of F.A.R.T.S. is to maintain the wholesome image of old-timey TV dads. You know, the bumbling fellows with minimal personality … Continue reading

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