Tag Archives: Ted Cruz

Entry 876: A Guide to the Democratic Debates

As a service to my readers, I present my guide to the Democratic presidential debates, which are being held tonight and tomorrow night as if it is a performance of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, with a cast almost … Continue reading

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Entry 812: Our Next President?

Well, I have some bad news for those of you who are not supporters of Donald Trump. People are already lining up to run against him in 2020 (or presumed to be), and, well, it’s not looking good. Already, the … Continue reading

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Entry 794: Celebrity News You Missed

I’m back from my week off, and I’m here to get you up to date on some celebrities not named Kardashian. Let’s start with someone who is missing one of the most important prerequisites for  celebritosity: being famous. In America, … Continue reading

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Entry 784: Millennials, the Next Generation

Recently, my wife threw a Sip & See party for our two month old granddaughter Sydney. In case you’re not familiar with this type of celebration, it’s when a large group of women gather to drink Bloody Marys and pass … Continue reading

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Entry 638: The Checks Are in the Mail. So Are the Balances.

If there’s one thing we all remember of what we learned in school about the U.S. government, it’s the phrase “checks and balances.” Also, the chuckle we enjoyed when we first heard the name “Millard Fillmore.” Our Founding Fathers created … Continue reading

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Entry 629: Oh What a Horrible Morning!

For some years now, I’ve started my mornings with a good ol’ cup of Joe and the important news of the day, as delivered to my computer via Facebook. I liked beginning my day with updates on various people’s statuses, … Continue reading

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Entry 545: Now Can We Get Rid of the Idiots Talking Behind Me?

Big news from the motion picture industry: the AMC Theater chain has banned texting from its theaters. “But, Mark,” you may be saying, “wasn’t texting already banned?” For a change, you are correct. Until last week, anyway. That’s when AMC … Continue reading

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