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Tag Archives: Coronavirus
Entry 965: Sh*t the First Family Says
Way back in the aughts (I’m still not sure what the first decade of the century is supposed to be called), there was a Twitter feed called “Shit My Dad Says” in which a guy named Justin Halpern kept his … Continue reading
Posted in humor, politics
Tagged Chuck Shumer, cognizant strategy, Coronavirus, Dopey, Election Day, Eric Trump, Fox News, hydroxychloroquin, Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner, Jeanine Pirro, Joe Biden, Justin Halpern, Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Saturday Night Live, seven dwarves, Shit My Dad Says, Trump rallies, Trump Steak, Walt Disney
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Entry 964: Quarantine Dreams
In this post we will explore my subconscious, so you might want to stop reading now. Things might get scary. Ha, ha. Just kidding. I just want to talk about my dreams, which have been getting weird. Normally, I don’t … Continue reading
Entry 962: Reopened for Business
Well, now that the pandemic is, ahem, clearly behind us, all our states are itching to reopen, and nobody is putting any calamine lotion on them. It’s interesting to see how various states are handling the process, and the types … Continue reading
Entry 956: This Coronavirus is Really Pissing Me Off
The coronavirus has caused so much sadness and hardship throughout the world. People have had to cancel their vacation of a lifetime, or had their businesses go under, or lost their dream of playing in March Madness, or needed to … Continue reading
Posted in humor
Tagged Casey Hallen, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Great Chocolate Showdown, Iron Man, March Madness, Purdys Chocolate
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Entry 948: Stir Crazy
Well, as I write this on Friday evening of March 20, we’ve come to the end of self-semi-quarantine Day 7 . . . or 10 . . . or 500. I’ve lost track. One thing I’ve learned: there are just … Continue reading
Entry 945: Survival of the Fattest
It the midst of the coronavirus outbreak, it’s good to hear about a real feel-good story for a change. It’s about a true hero, a savior, if you will, that has returned from the dead to save humanity by spreading … Continue reading
Posted in culture, humor
Tagged Beefaroni, calcium and sodium caseinate, Casey Hallen, cellulose gum, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Ding Dongs, Hostess Twinkies, Mark Twain, mono and diglycerides, monocalcium phosphate, polysorbate 60, shelf life, sodium acid pyrophosphate, sodium stearoyl lactylate, soy lecithin, soy protein isolate, Twinkie Myth
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Entry 936: Open Letters
An Open Letter from the Most Interesting Man in the World Dear Gringos, As you know, I don’t always drink beer. But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis, which is Spanish for two x’s, which is just one x … Continue reading
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