Tag Archives: LinkedIn

Entry 855: Maybe I Don’t Want to Be Found

Every Saturday morning, I get an email from LinkedIn. “You appeared in 13 searches this week!” the subject line said recently. The number of searches is always different, depending on how many people had tried to find me. Thirteen was … Continue reading

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Entry 276: Why I May Soon Run for Office

It’s the height of the election season, and judging from what I’ve seen from our local candidates, I have two of the three qualifications necessary to run for office: The phone number of a company that manufactures lawn signs. Lots … Continue reading

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Entry 191: I’ll Just Take a Billion Dollars Now

Well I’ve finally figured out how I’m going to retire a rich man. The epiphany came to me while I was reading something about how to increase the circulation of this blog beyond people I know personally. Evidently, I’m supposed … Continue reading

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