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Entry 570: Don’t Forget to Flush

In the five years I’ve been doing this blog, I’ve spent what some readers might think is an inordinate amount of time covering various ways to dispose of dead bodies. I don’t mean the “take the gun, leave the cannoli” … Continue reading

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Entry 447: Ashes to Ash Trees

Welcome to another episode of “So You’re Dead; Now What?”–the blog that introduces you to new and innovative ways to dispose of lifeless bodies. I’m not talking about that Jehovah’s Witness you just murdered for ringing your bell during Game … Continue reading

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Entry 208: Stay-at-Home Dead

We had a bunny once. It followed our daughter Casey home from school one day, much like Mary’s lamb, only smaller, which is about the only good thing we could say about it. Its name was Snowball, but it should … Continue reading

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