Entry 606: 40 Random Things We Should NOT Be Thankful For (Besides the Obvious), Part I

As we gather with family, friends and the Detroit Lions for Thanksgiving, it may be worth noting that, while we count our blessings, there are some things that shouldn’t be counted:

1. Canned jellied cranberry sauce

2. Kardashians (all of them)

3. The Electoral College (whether it made your candidate win or lose, it’s just stupid)untitled

4. “Bad Santa 2″

5. Quinoa stuffing

6. Quinoa anything

7. The Incas (for giving the world quinoa)

8. Cicadas (no matter how infrequently they show up)

9. Movies and TV shows that, when they have an establishing shot of Washington, D.C., feel the need to super “Washington D.C.”

10. Americans who wouldn’t know where it was without the super

11. That this year’s Thanksgiving Parade will include balloons to tie in to the movie Trolls. (The balloons are supposed to be beloved characters, not promote characters currently in theaters)

12. Anything John Oliver doesn’t like

13. Florida

14. Your rash

15. Pre-Thanksgiving appearances by Santa Claus (especially if they’re before Halloween, mercedes_santa-41and extra-especially if they’re in car commercials)

16. Pennies

17. The tiny car that is in what you thought was an empty parking space at the mall

18. Multi-taskers who brag about being multi-taskers even while all their tasks are turning out badly

19. Health insurance companies

20. Lane departure warnings (Jeez, I was just going around a dead thing, okay?)

To be continued tomorrow…

 

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One Response to Entry 606: 40 Random Things We Should NOT Be Thankful For (Besides the Obvious), Part I

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