Entry 105: A Very Special Day for All of Us (You, Too)

I’m going to go off topic in today’s post because this week we have a special day that affects the entire civilized world, and yet we don’t treat it as if it’s at all special.

I speak of course of National Pig Day, March 1.

Just kidding, although there really is a National Pig Day, which recognizes and gives thanks to domesticated pigs, and is celebrated with events such as Snort Offs, Pig Outs, and online Pig Chats.


But what I want to talk about is today Leap Day. Here we have something that occurs only once every four years, yet we’re going to spend it as we would any other Wednesday: going to work and watching American Idol. It’s just an extra day to listen to Rick Santorum tell us how Christian he is, and Mitt Romney tell us how rich he is, and Newt Gingrich tell us how whatever he is he is.

Think about it. Why should employers get an extra day of work? Why should investment bankers get to make money for an extra day? Why do the New York Mets get an extra day of spring training? It’s not as if it’s going to help.

Leap Day is really like a calendar equivalent of Brigadoon, the village that magically appears periodically so that Scottish people can sing and dance. I’m not suggesting that we should all wear kilts today, and I’m definitely not saying that the day should be celebrated with extensive bagpipe playing; I’m only raising the possibility that perhaps we should do something out of the ordinary.

Like stop everything.

Look, February 29th should not exist, but it is a gift that has been given to humanity by…well, whoever made it up. So how is it appropriate to spend the 29th doing all the same sorts of things we did on the 28th?

February 29th isn’t a real day at all, so the world should not carry on its usual routine. Just stop the wars, the politics, the protests. No commerce, no work, no media, no school. Your money’s no good on February 29th, which is fine, because nobody’s trying to sell you anything. Let’s give the comical cat video web sites a day of rest, shall we? Let’s have a Facebook fast and a Twitter truce. For one friggin’ day, let no one mention the name “Kardashian.”

What would we do without all that? I’m not going to get all mushy and say we should spend the day talking to friends and loved ones; that’s what Yom Kippur is for. My suggestion is this: spend the day creating something.

It’s an extra day, for Pete’s sake–do something worthwhile. Invent something (or at least jot down a few ideas). Paint! Write! Sculpt! Take your musical instruments out onto the main street in your town and jam! Perform interpretive dance at the mall.


Will any of this happen? Yeah, when pigs fly.

Which brings me back to March 1st.

See you soon.

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2 Responses to Entry 105: A Very Special Day for All of Us (You, Too)

  1. Vinny Bond says:

    Can I just sleep all day? huh? What about that?

  2. janice weiss says:

    I loved this, I wish the world would handle the extra day as you have suggested. Happy Leap, continue to create or maybe you should do the opposite don’t create because you do that everyday.

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