The world will end today at precisely 11:11.
Yes, I know, the world didn’t end on November 11, 1911, or November 11, 1811, or, mystifyingly, on November 11, 1111, but they didn’t have the Internet in those years, so no one could predict it, except to a few people in their kingdom, or serfdom, or fiefdom, or whatever dom they had then.
So I’m predicting it. The world will end at 11:11 today. But the thing is, I don’t know if that will be a.m. or p.m.
So have an early lunch.